Devised by Ben Muir and written and performed by Ben Muir, David Ash, Jessica Napthine & Lee Cooper with additional material contributed by Rachel Norris and Trevor Meaney
Zombolgy expert Dr Dale Seslick and his team of survivalists are touring the UK with their 'Wonderfully Weird' (Three Weeks) and 'Brilliantly Bizarre' (Broadway Baby) sell-out (Edinburgh Fringe and Leicester Comedy Festival) seminar to ensure that the human race triumphs when the undead rise. This show will save your life. It is also extremely funny.
Introduced by leading expert in his field and zombology guru Dr Seslick this is your one-shop whistle-stop tour through the world of zombie survival techniques. Aided by his dedicated team of specialists from the School of Survival -- Judy, Donald and Tristen -- he will teach you everything you need to know to cope when the undead rise from their graves and begin eating their way through the popuylation of the world.
Each seminar is geared toward the knowledge you wish to learn and can cover such diverse topics as: Basic Rules of the Undead, Zombie Recognition Techniques, Effective Weapon Usage, The Art of Group Defence, The Safest Places to Go, The Secrets of Depopulation, Dealing With Other Survivors, Transportation Issues, The Rights and Wrongs of the Apocalypse, Inrepetitive Dance and the Undead, ... and much, much more.
Each seminar is geared too towards the individual needs of the audience in attendance, which means that you can learn something new at every single event and keep coming back and experience the joy of the survival seminars again and again and again and ensure that your continued existence is absolutely guaranteed.
We also understand that each seminar attendee will have differing levels of survival skill and we will be teaching not just complete beginners and remedials, but also seasoned zombie survivalists. With that in mind we have also included within the seminar :
AUDIENCE QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSIONS
Where we will reveal the deepest darkest secrets and the most bizarre of zombie and undead related facts that may one day save your life from the oncoming hordes, and if you are lucky enough to attend one of our extended seminars you may very well to be privy to the ultimate of our training experiences :
THE SIMULATION
As we combine all the training you have received and see if you would be able to survive should the zombies rise right now!
You can be assured that whatever your needs, whatever you learn, whatever happens, that without the How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse seminars you will die a horrible and painful death and ultimately rise again and have to be disposed of by someone who had the foresight to be prepared for the inevitable rise of the undead.
Just remember - The Apocalypse is coming and.....
We are your only chance of survival.
Admission:
Doors open 7.00. Performance 7.45. Tickets £8 (£5 concessions)
